PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And